Bumper Stickers - Windows Live

Mine? Maybe.


Consciousness: that confusing time in between naps.

The Earth is full. Go home.

Five bucks and I'll program your phone.

I'm not tailgating. I'm drafting.

I wish blogging counted as exercise.

Free Paris.

Bet you can't steal this car.

Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.

If you pull me over, don't look in the trunk.

Stop honking. I'm on the phone.

My brakes are good. Is your insurance?

I hate bumper stickers.

What color will a smurf turn if you choke it?

Sorry for driving so close in front of you.

Support your local undertaker. Drop dead.

Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic

Don't put a cat on your head. It hurts real bad.