Warning Signs of Insanity


Your father pretends you don't exist, just to play along with your little illusion.

You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.

Whenever you listen to the radio, the music sounds backwards.

You think that exploding won't be so bad, once you get used to it.

You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.

Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand you through that scuba mask.

People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.

You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbor for setting fire to his lawn decorations.

Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

Your friends tell you that you have been acting strange lately, and then you hit them several times with a sledgehammer.